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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."
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"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"
"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."
"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"
"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"
"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."
"Fun fact: All of the seasons were named after coils of metal. Except for summer and winter. And fall."
"What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist? Pronounce this word: unionized"
"Why was delta afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta and is only epsilon away from delta."