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Joke of the Day

"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."

"Mexican drug lords now have ig and keep posting selfies with stacks of money, mansions and yachts. I think the army... could really learn something from that recruitment campaign."

"Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds... it's yours to keep."

"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."

"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."

"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"I like to end all my phone calls with ""Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!"" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out."

"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."