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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"
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"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."
"I think of immigration like I think of sex. It is more fun if everyone comes."
"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"
"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."
"People in love use phrases like ""takes my breath away"" and ""swept me off my feet"". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder."
"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian bale."
"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."