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Joke of the Day

"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."

"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"(NSFW) They've finally published my self-help book about having sex with herbs It's about fucking thyme."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip."

"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."

"This Is total BULLSHIT! You can't even find ACME anvils on ebay. THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY!"

"I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves."

"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"