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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."

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"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii? Ahola."
"Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass."
"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
"How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!"
"Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes."
"My dogs name is Nama Only reason is so I can say:""Nama stay"""
"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"