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Joke of the Day

"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."

"After my sixth cup of coffee, I feel like Mario after he gets one of those bouncing, flashing stars."

"China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, ""Are you ok?!?"" He replied, ""I am fine, thank you, and you?"""

"A young boy walked up to his father and asked, ""Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"" The father thought for a moment. ""Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."""

"Guess what my Valentine gave me? Carpal Tunnel..."

"Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye? No, I said it was Breezy."

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"A man walked into a chiropodists and put his d**k on the table...The chiropodist said ""That's not a foot ""....and the man said ""I know, but it's not far off!"""

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"