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Joke of the Day
"Say ""No, TWO drugs."""
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"if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost"
"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"
"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."
"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all ""Russia""."
"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"