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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."
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"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."
"What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace"
"Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert bill here"
"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."
"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"
"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."