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Joke of the Day
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
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"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."
"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."
"My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)"
"I heard German invented new DDR-memory... It's called ""cyclone bee"""
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff. Ba-dum tisch"
"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"
"I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"