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Joke of the Day
"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."
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"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are"
"Someone told me Trump is in bed with Russia. And that someone is Putin it in."
"Knock, knock. Get off my porch!"
"Invisible Russian army. -Do you see Bandera supporters in Crimea? - No. -Yet, they are there. - Do you see Russian army in Crimea? -Yes. -Yet, they are not there."
"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""
"Pamela Anderson turns 43 today but her tits are barely old enough to buy a drink in this city."
"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."
"I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings"