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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"

"I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ..."

"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"

"Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius."

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."

"My dog's name is Karma... ....because Karma is a Bitch!"

"How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot? With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one."