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Joke of the Day
"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."
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"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"
"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"
"It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time."
"I had some Taco Bell the other night. Shit was spewing out of my ass at 88mph. Now everyone at school calls me Doc Brown."
"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"
"The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson... I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life."
"Next time you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut"
"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."
"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."