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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace"
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"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have."
"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't curse... god damn it - I left my cigarettes at the bar!!"
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ""Tennish"""
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"
"What if I told you... You read the first line wrong Made you look"