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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."

"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."

"If you're dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!"

"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"

"In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works."

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art What do you call arms and legs on a wall Pieces of art"

"Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident."

"All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood"

"wouldn't be arguing..."