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Joke of the Day

"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"

"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."

"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."

"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."

"Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek? They won't work in the future either."

"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."

"New information has come into my possession that reveals a significant percentage of you are full of shit."

"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."