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Joke of the Day
"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."
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"What do Asians do during an erection? They vote"
"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."
"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."
"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""
"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing."
"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""