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Joke of the Day
"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."
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"If you say ""Starbucks"" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie and tell you the best things about Fall."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."
"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."
"My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born."
"What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!"
"HR: What are some of your strengths? Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!"
"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"