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Joke of the Day

"In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works."

"Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!"

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"

"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."

"If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it's a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?"

"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine."

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."