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Joke of the Day
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
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"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"
"Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad? one actually fights for change"
"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"So my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like in the movies.... So I pulled out and busted all over her face....apparantly we don't watch the same movies"
"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."
"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."
"A year ago, I likened Trump to an African dictator. Today, I think I owe African dictators an apology."