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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art What do you call arms and legs on a wall Pieces of art"

"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."

"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"

"Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?"

"You want just one cow for those magic beans? Idk, I'm suspicious, magic beans sounds like the sort of thing that would cost 2 cows."

"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"

"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"

"What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut"

"We should send Uma Thurman to Japan She's good at fighting 8.8's"

"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"