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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."
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"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""
"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."
"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."
"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"