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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."

" I'm a cat, boy / in a sealed box I hide / I'm Wanted / dead and alive! - Bon Schroedi"

"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"

"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."

"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."

"What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting"

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."

"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."