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Joke of the Day

"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"

"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."

"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"

"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."

"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."

"What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral? A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in."

"Who the hell is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"

"Three Mexicans walk into a bar."