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Joke of the Day

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"I'm at a second grade music recital and this is by far the most effective form of birth control I've ever tried."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"No matter how kind you are ... German children will always be Kinder"

"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."

"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."

"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"

"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."