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Joke of the Day

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod"

"[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down."

"What's the length of the world's smalest possible sea creature A PLANCKton unit"

"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"

"Why did the blind jew got killed? because he could nazi"

"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"

"Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three? There's no tres-passing!"

"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."

"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."