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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"
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"You know what I find odd? Every other number."
"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am."
"What's the difference between a Toaster and Hitler? A toaster can only burn two things at once."
"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"
"laugh! besty medicine"
"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"
"Sean Spicer getting very upset with the media for not reporting that Trump put up a 28/13/11 triple double against the Rockets yesterday."
"I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea."