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Joke of the Day
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
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"So far at work I've straightened a paper clip then tried bending it back to its original shape. Employee of the month right here."
"What goes in hard but comes out soft and sticky? Gum"
"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"
"What will men do if women become extinct? Domesticate another animal."
"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."
"Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy"
"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"
"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."
"I'm probably moving back to my home country if Trump gets elected. Not by choice either."