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Joke of the Day
"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."
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"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"
"What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there? Amanda Tory"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."
"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."
"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."
"Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle."
"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""
"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"