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Joke of the Day
"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways."
"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."
"Being calm is not something I rate."
"Normally I find Ted Cruz's message to be more off point But last night he proved to be undoubtedly a more-on candidate and a moving speaker"
"What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato."
"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."
"Why is Saturn like your balls?? Because it is in between jupeter an your anus."
"First comes the engagement ring... then the wedding ring... and then finally suffering.."
"Don't think I know half of my FB friends....Who the heck are you people?"