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Joke of the Day

" I'm a cat, boy / in a sealed box I hide / I'm Wanted / dead and alive! - Bon Schroedi"

"I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"When I got my first pube, I left it under my pillow and waited for the pube fairy. And he came. All over my pillow."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."

"I found out today it's OK to date a nun.... You just can't get in the habit!"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"

"What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!"

"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."