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Joke of the Day

"What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog"

"What did the U.S president say before starting WW3? Nukes... You're fired!"

"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"

"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""

"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."

"My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea. Runs in the family."

"They say dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best friend but My best friends are cows because steak and handbags."

"What is the difference between a cult and a religion? Popularity."

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."