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Joke of the Day

"Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl."

"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"

"My city has been putting in tons of toll booths. Yesterday I had to pay ten cents before they'd let me pass through an intersection! At least I was able to turn on a dime."

"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."

"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."

"Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels."

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"In my spare time, I help blind kids I mean the verb, not the adjective"

"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."

"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"