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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"
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"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."
"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"
"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""
"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."
"Evening commute One inch of snow will do this to you in DC"
"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."
"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."
"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."
"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."