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Joke of the Day
"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice."
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"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."
"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"
"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."
"Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis."
"Dance like you're not the father"
"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"
"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"
"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"
"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."