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Joke of the Day

"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""

"My 13 yo niece is ""experimenting with alcohol"" according to my dad. Like she's keeping a ledger of her findings. ""12/21/09: Scotch. Woo!"""

"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"More like ""Arsey Cola"""

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."

"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"

"Mitt Romney's Presidency."

"Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points"