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Joke of the Day
"More like ""Arsey Cola"""
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"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."
"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: I'm just gonna nap for an hour then"
"It's rude to ask someone to courtesy flush, so I always offer them an ass mint instead. I'm a gentleman."
"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."
"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"
"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"
"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""
"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."
"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"