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Joke of the Day
"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."
Next Joke
"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"
"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"
"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"
"Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle."
"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""
"My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other"
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."
"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"
"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."