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Joke of the Day
"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"
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"*gets down to snails level* IF YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO THEN I CAN HELP YOU GET THERE FASTER."
"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."
"Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers... It's called ""Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"""
"What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns"
"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."
"When you're sad, no one sees your tears. When you're happy, no one sees your smile. But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares."
"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"
"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""
"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."