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Joke of the Day
"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."
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"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."
"Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."
"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."
"Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10"
"Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
"[alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say ""see you later alligator"""
"When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves."
"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."