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"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? Ones a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! ahahhahahahahah"
"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."
"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"
"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"
"A soldier was assaulted with pepper spray and mustard gas. He returned home a seasoned veteran."
"Someone stole your tiny Stradivarius? Aw, poor baby, I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. It's, uh, a different one. Gotta go."
"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."
"A 40 year-old man is walking into some dark woods with an 8 year-old girl... ...the girl says, ""These woods are scary!"" The man says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out all by myself!"""
"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"