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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"
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"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."
"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."
"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"What did he green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"
"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."
"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
"If Bon Jovi had the 'power to turn back time', he'd go back to when he was relevant & not doing Direct TV Commercials."