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Joke of the Day

"My 13 yo niece is ""experimenting with alcohol"" according to my dad. Like she's keeping a ledger of her findings. ""12/21/09: Scotch. Woo!"""

"How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub? 100\. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is."

"A woman in labor is screaming profanities at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, ""Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"""

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"Everyone want to change the WORLD, but no one thinks of changing THEMSELVES !!!"

"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"

"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."