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Joke of the Day

"I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it."

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"

"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."

"I know how Jenny got her name. Follow this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_%28donkey%29"

"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"

"I caught a fish and let slip I was going to eat him He was gutted"

"What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."