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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a ""toe"" truck."
"A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM"
"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"
"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."
"What do you call a rooster drawing sh*t? Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is ""Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."""
"If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too."
"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."