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Joke of the Day

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"Whats 1+0? Babies"

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"

"Any ideas for 'insults' that have no right answer? For example: did you get caught beating off in the corner? Love these types of jokes but can only think of a couple right now. Thanks!"

"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"

"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."

"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet."

"My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason."