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Joke of the Day
"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
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"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."
"Do dogs know about light switches? Or do they think we all just have personalities that literally light up a room?"
"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"
"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"
"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."
"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."
"I married Mrs. Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always"