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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says ""LMAO,"" it stands for ""let's murder Albanians overseas"" and he wants his daughter back."

"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam."

"What types of trees never get Christmas presents? Knotty Pines."

"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."

"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."

"I'm making a Band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet."