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Joke of the Day
"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"
"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."
"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."
"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."
"Look girl, all I'm saying is , if I have to choose between you and chocolate milk Be prepared to cry"
"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."
"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who's up all night wondering if there is a dog."