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Joke of the Day

"I know how Jenny got her name. Follow this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_%28donkey%29"

"Why did the man get excited when he had sex with a pregnant woman? He could tell all his friends he had a threesome!"

"Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer."

"I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads ""IMTEXAN"" than I do behind cars with ""Baby on board"" signs."

"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"

"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."

"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"

"There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator Only a fraction of people will find this funny"

"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."

"Why do all zombies have sprained ankles?"