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Joke of the Day
"I caught a fish and let slip I was going to eat him He was gutted"
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"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."
"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"
"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"
"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."
"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."
"How do you piss off winnie the pooh? Stick 2 fingers in his honey."
"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."
"What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? Pair-a-normal investigators."