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Joke of the Day
"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."
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"I wonder if Radio Shack ever thinks about changing the name, you know now that it's 2011 and all."
"(sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not"
"Hey girl are you cinnamon.... .... cuz I love you in small doses but throw up when I have too much of you."
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."
"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."
"How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Ummm ... forget about the changing the lightbulb, honey, maybe let's start with changing those curtains"""
"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."
"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"