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Joke of the Day
"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."
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"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"
"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."
"A woman was robbed... ...but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her lightbulbs. She was delighted"
"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"
"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"