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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"

"Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies? They were too far out."

"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."

"Have you ever seen the inside of an ac compressor? It's really cool."

"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"

"Being a racist zebra seems difficult."

"Dr: I need a urine and stool sample. Me: *hands him my underwear* Dr:...... Me: Its all there."

"Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis? Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady."

"A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture."

"I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands."