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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies? They were too far out."
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"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"
"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."
"Got the cheese sweats. Got the cheese sweats real bad."
"What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? Two pirates."
"So I made up a new word: Ask-hole; someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the opposite of what you told them."
"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"
"If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times. I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again."
"Some people should be recalled."
"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."